Scott G. Vs. The World

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riseofthecommonwoodpile:

A thing that Green Day and Henry Rollins (and most white punk guys tbh) share is that they never emotionally matured past like age 18 because they were in an environment that rewarded their immature but passionate anger and negativity, so now you’ve got a whole generation of 40 year old white punks who are just embarrassments in everything they do

I’ve been saying this for years. I always imagine it as something like this:

"No one understands me!! Ugh! Angst!"

"You’re a 40-year old white guy, everyone understands you. Now can you drive me to soccer practice, dad?"

ASTOUNDING: 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + … = -1/12

or, why infinite sums are weird

(Source: youtube.com)

thesassylorax:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

comedy gold

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it just keeps getting better

Owl you can fly

(Source: jaclcfrost)

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

(Source: bleu)

So, to show you the power of Green’s theorem, we will take this line integral, which is impossible by direct calculation, and it will be easy with Green’s theorem…oh, no, it’s still impossible. Let’s try a different one.

- Calculus professor. (via mathprofessorquotes)

thedrunkenmoogle:

Star-Lord (Guardians of the Galaxy mocktail)
Ingredients:1 habanero Pepper 1.5 oz Ginger Beer 3 oz Strawberry Orange Juice 1 oz Pineapple Juice 
Peter Quill, the loveable badass, is the inspiration behind this drink. I wanted to make something that packed a hard punch, but was still kind of sweet and I feel the ingredients convey his character quite well. The spicy habanero plays nicely with the pineapple and the ginger, giving this mocktail a strangely satisfying aftertaste. Check out the video below to see how to make it. If you’d like to add a bit of alcohol, I suggest a shot of tequila!
Video:
Suggested music: Awesome Mix #1

thedrunkenmoogle:

Star-Lord (Guardians of the Galaxy mocktail)

Ingredients:
1 habanero Pepper 
1.5 oz Ginger Beer 
3 oz Strawberry Orange Juice 
1 oz Pineapple Juice 

Peter Quill, the loveable badass, is the inspiration behind this drink. I wanted to make something that packed a hard punch, but was still kind of sweet and I feel the ingredients convey his character quite well. The spicy habanero plays nicely with the pineapple and the ginger, giving this mocktail a strangely satisfying aftertaste. Check out the video below to see how to make it. If you’d like to add a bit of alcohol, I suggest a shot of tequila!

Video:

Suggested music: Awesome Mix #1

Suppose you have a region best described with spherical coordinates. For example, a sphere.

- Calculus professor (via mathprofessorquotes)

REWATCHING COMMUNITY BECAUSE WHY NOT, RIGHT?
S02E04: Basic Rocket Science

fozmeadows:

imsirius:

Your character falls into the “friend zone” - Is this primarily a man’s problem, or are women put in the friend zone as well? x

DANIEL RADCLIFFE FOR ALL THE AWARDS

ALL OF THEM

dynastylnoire:

awwww-cute:

Puppy’s First Hike

I climbed this rock
This my rock

dynastylnoire:

awwww-cute:

Puppy’s First Hike

I climbed this rock

This my rock