Scott G. Vs. The World

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thefrogman:

There is also a death for the immortal jellyfish. He is very bored.

Artwork by Chris Gugliotti [webcomic | tumblr]

(Source: hashtagparkandrec)

bakvaas:

nice

(Source: micdotcom)

theblueboxonbakerstreet:

curiousgeorgiana:

maptitude1:

This map shows Thrillist’s best restaurants near most Boston T stops.

#slash of the 2 restaurants outside alewife I’d argue summer shack was better than bertucci’s
I agree, but maybe I just like seafood

maptitude1:

This map shows Thrillist’s best restaurants near most Boston T stops.

#slash of the 2 restaurants outside alewife I’d argue summer shack was better than bertucci’s

I agree, but maybe I just like seafood

(Source: parksandburgers)

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

skunkbear:

All those little lines are jokes! ALL THE JOKES! (at least the ones I noticed)

Last year Jeremy Bowers, Danny DeBelius, Christopher Groskopf, Aly Hurt and I made a very silly interactive graphic exhaustively tabulating the running jokes in Arrested Development, along with their connections:

http://apps.npr.org/arrested-development/

And wouldn’t you know it, someone just put in a book — giving me an excuse to put in on tumblr. So if you’d like to see how many times GOB says “I’ve made a huge mistake,” check out the graphic.

One of the tags was “that’s why you always leave a note”

A limerick:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK